Bob's occassional thoughts

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.


Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.


I am no more humble than my talents require.


I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.


I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'


I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

So little time and so little to do.


The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.


There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.


Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.